"THE FAKE, THE FRAUDULENT, & COUNTERFEIT"

     "So yesturday I was invited to My best friends house for dinner and it was his grand mothers 90th birthday, a true mild stone. Now when my best friend arrived at my house to get me, everything was A-1, until we got to his house. Well majority of the family came including my best friends boy friend, ex, current, jump-off, whore I don't know what to call his ass, I got it imma call him "BITCH MADE NIGGA". So me and my BFF get to his house to set up, mind you no one was on time with the food, pretty much we were just staring at each other wondering where everyone was, but you know how black people are. (CPT TIME) So the whole time we waiting, Mr. BITCH MADE NIGGA is making these little digs like I don't know he talkin shit about me and like I won't get up and kick his fucking ass, but that's what BITCH MADE NIGGAS DO! So finally the food gets there, we say grace, then we eat. The food was great. So we decide to jump in the car and take a quick ride before my BFF dropped me off at my place. Somehow we make a fucking detour and end up at the BITCH MADE NIGGAS UPPITY friends loft. Put it this way, these bitch's were so phony and up tight, I really started to get a fucking headache. First off this group of gay ass wanna be sex in the city cast were rude, uptight, and I'm sorry but host SUCKED ASS! Then my BFF's fake ass cousin came with us and was on some straight bullshit too, but I'm not surprised because I don't fuck with him like that anyway, and I see why. So when I came to the conclusion that it was time for me to go, because clearly these are not my type of people, the host gets a attitude because I said I was over this and that I was ready to go. I gave the host that "Fuck you and Fuck Off" look , grabbed my coat and me and my BFF left. I told him when I got in the car to not bring me around those clowns ever again. I should have trusted my fist mind and had him take me home. Oh well I know now. And this gose directly to The BITCH MADE NIGGA, get yo ass a fucking job, you bum ass nigga. Stop thinking you a grand ho and that someone is suppose to take care of your ratchet ass. That's why you in the position your in now, STUCK IN FUCKING NUETRAL!"



                                                          "Dueces"